Showing up to a rave with no pants on.

What if American Idol judges offered tickets for sex and judged who could give the best head by their voice

Let’s call lemons yellows

ricky-dee:

I want to know why you are so intrigued by illegal drugs.

If someone tells me “No”, I want to ask “Why?”. 

Gold diggers are zombies

They want Brains, Bodies, and are Mindless.

burgerbitchnigger:

Americans, vote for him, please!

In America, kids get rewarded for finishing their food.

Rest of the world, kids get food as a reward

It sucks when you procrastinate, Right?

It’s quite an amazing feeling completing all the work you have in the allocated time you have left.

Moral of the story… You can do anything

Spoons are shovels for food.