Showing up to a rave with no pants on.
What if American Idol judges offered tickets for sex and judged who could give the best head by their voice
Die who you want to be
I want to know why you are so intrigued by illegal drugs.
If someone tells me “No”, I want to ask “Why?”.
Gold diggers are zombies
They want Brains, Bodies, and are
In America, kids get rewarded for finishing their food.
Rest of the world, kids get food as a reward
It sucks when you procrastinate, Right?
It’s quite an amazing feeling completing all the work you have in the allocated time you have left.
Moral of the story… You can do anything
Spoons are shovels for food.